when i’m married my partner and i will have:
- morning sex
- afternoon sex
- dinner sex
- after meal sex
- i made pancakes sex
- good morning sex
- the kids are at school sex
- shower sex
- bored sex
- make up sex
- angry at eachother sex
- monday sex
- tuesday sex
- wednesday sex
- thursday sex
- friday sex
- saturday sex
- sunday sex
- there is nothing on tv sex
- i love you sex
(Source: joesphjonas, via impulsive-contradiction)
You don’t need to bribe me with heels and diamond rings, just buy me hockey tickets and hockey jerseys and I will love you forever
(via alexburrowsishot)
